zachafalse:

ejacutastic:

zygodactylous:

wat-ermellow:

zygodactylous:

in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????

is that a cup wearing pants

yes 

is that majoRAS MASK IN THE MIRROR

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

zachafalse:

ejacutastic:

zygodactylous:

wat-ermellow:

zygodactylous:

in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????

is that a cup wearing pants

yes 

is that majoRAS MASK IN THE MIRROR

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

(via familiaralien)

waitinforthebus:

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

image

(via alittlebitgayandmore)

rxrconnection:

"i think we lost the extra bodies"
this made me snort water out my nose I laughed so hard i wasn’t prepared

rxrconnection:

"i think we lost the extra bodies"

this made me snort water out my nose I laughed so hard i wasn’t prepared

(via micoooooandvav)

petecodes:

try me i fucking dare you go on stick your hand right through this fucking hole

petecodes:

try me i fucking dare you go on stick your hand right through this fucking hole

(via phenris)

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

(via phenris)

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

doodleniks:

I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

Oh god

(via callmeenahfishmael)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via lambergeier)

ebeanezerscrooge:

the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life

(via lambergeier)

gundamtanalca:

the first death note opening was so good and cool and cinematic and then they did the second one and it was just

image

(via monotonous-gamer)